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Wonder why NC now requires voter ID?

In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney. (A mathematical and statistical impossibility).
In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling locations - and not one single vote was recorded for Romney. (Another statistical impossibility)
In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only 98,213 eligible voters.
In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.
The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.
Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout.
In one Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible voters.
NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote.Imagine that!
ARE WE THE DUMBEST NATION ON THE PLANET OR WHAT????
March 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterObserver
Wonder why NC now requires voter ID?

In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney. (A mathematical and statistical impossibility).
In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling locations - and not one single vote was recorded for Romney. (Another statistical impossibility)
In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only 98,213 eligible voters.
In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.
The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.
Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout.
In one Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible voters.
NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote.Imagine that!
ARE WE THE DUMBEST NATION ON THE PLANET OR WHAT????
March 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterObserver
The Lottery slogan? Just imagine a single 8 and an fantasy, unseen x 111 to equal the 888 shot in the evening across from it. Like can anyone say BULLSHIT STINKS!!!!.
March 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJust Imagine
Excellently stated. I can clearly see there is no fixing the stupidity of Fools. All too much today is selfishness and stomp on the those already down instead of lending a helping hand? Glad to know I am not the only one smart enough to realize the Lottery, approved to aid education, is merely exploiting the poor, and is shamefully stealing billions a year out of Florida's economy, based on on lies and deceit. I have tried in vain efforts to expose the crap shoot for the reality it has shown to be both arrogant and deceptively a cheat. What else could one expect from the The Ignorance behind fixed numbers.I agree that schools are over crowded and that seems to be just more reality of stupidity.One can only teach another if they are willing to learn, instead today's young minds are filled with half truths and entertainment. Why learn to do something for yourself, it just might be beneficial later on to someone else, and one hand helping another is what made "OUR" America Great, it's not the governments responsibility, it's one helping another that made this Country Great, and Freedom to do so is in the Constitution. Stupid can not be fixed as we are doomed to a future of Fools being taught the Government is the answer and really it's Big Government that's corrupting our America.
April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterT
My observations have been found to be ALL WRONG and I Apologize to the Lottery and all the above statements are just out in order, feelings of anxzt. I have been not only out of line but too dumb to realize they were only trying to be of help instead, I mistakenly have been wrong all along. My apology is here by the Final post. The Lottery is in fact on the up and up funny as well and entitled to play it any way they wish.

Sincerely

Tony Mason
"Blockhead"
April 27, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterT
My disease quite often gets the better of me. I think the whole world is out to destroy me, and more often than not it leads me to think the bad rather than being able to recognize when someone is trying to help. It's my fault and I retract all negative statements made concerning the Florida Lottery. There will be no Lawsuit. I have been my a true Blockhead. I sincerely have mad my apology known, that I clearly have assessed something and irrationally misunderstood, clearly my error. I take back if I can all the negative and hurtful things I have said in concern with the Florida Lottery, they were trying to help, I was just too thick headed to realize the help.
April 27, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterT
If there is anyway to remove the negative posts Doc, please do so. I have misunderstood and looked a gift horse in the mouth without thinking that I could be wrong all together, and in fact they have been wrongly taken by me as offensive and I pray they will forgive, as I have little time left on this third rock from the sun. If anyone knows that it would "You" Doc. Can the negative statements be removed? If not than I suggest all the statements made by me, and any alias, be ignored.
My sincere Apology

"Blockhead, 2112"
April 27, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterT
Gaily Humor Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied.
A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch", the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"You asshole. It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
May 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterT
Who was Mr Gorsky?

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR.GORSKY HAD DIED,SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR.AND MRS.GORSKY.

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS.GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR.GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"


TRUE STORY
May 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterALM
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
Written by a USMC Vet ( I can't argue with any of it. Passing it along as it was received.)


He wrote:

The American Dream ended (on November 6th) in Ohio. The second term of Barack Obama will be the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest Republic in the history of mankind.

A coalition of Blacks, Latinos, Feminists, Gays, Government Workers, Union Members, Environmental Extremists, The Media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the "forever needy," the chronically unemployed, illegal aliens and other "fellow travelers" have ended Norman Rockwell's America.

The Cocker Spaniel is off the front porch... The Pit Bull is in the back yard. The American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" and Chicago shyster, David Axelrod, along with international Socialist George Soros will be pulling the strings on their beige puppet to bring us Act 2 of the New World Order.

Our side ran two candidates who couldn't even win their own home states, and the circus master Chris Christie helped Obama over the top with a glowing "post Sandy" tribute that elevated the "Commander-in-Chief" to Mother Teresa status. (Aside: with the way the polls were run, he didn't need any help!)

People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will never again comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.

You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take Zealots, not moderates—not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.

Those who come after us will have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to "white guilt" and political correctness.....

I'm done.
May 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterALM
I do not consider myself to be the brightest in politics, yet I try to stay informed.I find it interesting that The "Times" would print an article by a Quinnipiac Poll(Just another Times Mistake?) saying a majority of Floridian's support Gay Marriage. I find that extremely misleading and wrong in so many ways I couldn't count them all if I lived to be over 100 .I am certainly one of Florida's voters not polled and I don't know but a handful who feel it to even be acceptable to even use the Word Marriage in "Gay" Unions. I am certain that the L G B T society of liberal's would see this different but I find myself disgusted by the this.It takes more than a majority to change the State Constitution, as it was well over 75% in 2008 that made this change to our state, as well the Federal Government has no place to tell us what we must accept.
On a subject of indifference. I would certainly entertain an explanation on who approved vending machine's for Lottery sales. Who monitor's their use? I feel highly disturbed by the lack of oversight in this vital area of our economy and as well our society.I witnessed a young lad of maybe ten to twelve by a $20.00 scratch off ticket. Since cigarettes are no longer acceptable to sold by vending it's O K then to raise our young people to break the law and encourage gambling.I see no morals, no values and total corruption both on a state level as well on a national level.I would also find myself in utter shock if I were read of anything good.
Just a note of interest, the state's budget is around $77 Million, then why is the most lucrative business, "The Lottery" making well in excess of 3 to 5 Billion(taking that much out of the economy for entertainment?) a year and giving a smaller than approved portion back to education.Cost of living inctreases in a state that has millions living on fixed incomes and raising taxes, are a sore spot for me, doesn't anyone care? Seems the oversight is lacking and we as voter's need to vet our perspective candidates that represent us a little more closely on past performance(Gov Rick Scott , a man that 75 times in front of a Grand Jury indictment failed to recall or have any knowledge of the fraud) rather than on how much money they have to buy a seat of power(He spent $70 million of his own money to become governor, with no political skills and now is asking we trust him for a second term?. I see this country has lost the true meaning of "democracy" and Aristocracy has replaced it.
June 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDimBulb
A Little Bible Study
"Left" and "Right": A little Bible study.
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right'(Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.

They did and filled the boat with fish.
John 21:6 (NIV) He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."

When they did,they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."
Origin of Left & Right... I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the

"right" and Liberals are called the "left".
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the

wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord.Amen.
It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson:
The last four letters in American.........I Can
The last four letters in Republican.......I Can
The last four letters in Democrats........Rats
End of lesson. Test to follow on November 6, 2014.
Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Please help to achieve that goal.
June 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterUnknown
In brief, we have been introduced to the cash cow, Branded 869 that shit's out 777 (11.02.13), totally an excrement slam on All Saint's Day Nov. 1. Then we watch a free floating 444 appear from the depth's a 64(1.22.14) seemingly missing the other 4000. Then we witnessed the most remarkable feat of a single 8 shit 888 (date 3.06.14). I mean as if, then we watched again a 795 shit 555(4.27.14) and less than ten draws 836 shit an inverted 999(666) to be run back-assed directly into the 717, (recall that 7.17.12 was the first day of Ramadan). Recall you short term memory people how insulting it was the 000 hitting on 7.17.12 the eleventh anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks on The USA by radical Islam.The date 9/11 has now taken new meaning for the radical Islam( Recall the Benghazi attacks killing needlessly four American's and the President denies and blames in on some unknown video? Then to again run the 911 just prior the final and third set of 000, shot 10.04.12 and blowing the reminder of their emboldened cowardly strike on America wasn't enough, lottery officials insulted most of America. repeatedly running the 911 two additional times in DEC of 2012.Less than 4 draws apart.
This year we have seen one 8 shit 888, amazing I know, a free floating 444 which all began at the began of January on 1.16.13 ripping 414 leaving a 30+ the 128 to add up to 158, doubled = 316 which had it just been a 444 and not that the 414 appears to have slipped behind the 444 on 1.17.13 on the under the the 535. Just imagine if this was truly entertainment. It would be as believable as the recent 821 shitting into 888, o hell it's not bad enough they must continue to insult, but , hey we all know it's fixed.Math is fun if used correctly but to use math is VERY wrong and just a lucky quick pick away from ZERO! NOT a single draw this year is accurate and has out stepped the bounds of reality because there is no oversight. We already pay the Gaming commission to oversee the casino operations, why must have a lame director, and an attorney to be high paid figurines, to abuse math and insult American's, Christian's and cheer on THE L G B T as well the Radical element of Islam.
Please think and do some homework, research this and see if I have made any mistakes, I have even been drawn and quartered and for those living in and around Tampa BAY Think carefully before that next dollar is spent. Is this what we really are paying for fun, a bit extreme? Too sad that the deception is the money is not being used wisely, or mine and your taxes would not be increasing as well the cost of living. Contact Your House Rep[s and Senator's, as we know the deception is gone on far too long. Let's bring back reality. True I thank you for reading as always, I will keep you up to date on legal action about to take place. The last idiot paid his life for deception. I wonder are those in charge in the same Boat,ready to put their jobs on the line, their lively hoods and as well the very weakening Florida economy?
June 22, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNot Pleased !!!
Elk Sex
Two Norwegians are drinking in a bar.
One says,"Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap...," says his friend,"and I just joined the Knights of Columbus.
June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHumorous
Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veterans cap when I went to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the "Walmartians" is always good for some comic release. Besides I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent this establishment.

But, I digress... enough of my psychological fixations. While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Vietnam Vet?"

"No," I replied.

"Then why are you wearing that cap?"

"Because I couldn't find mine from the War of 1812." I thought this was a snappy retort.

"The War of 1812, huh?" the "Walmartian" queried, "When was that?"

God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936," I answered, as straight-faced as possible.

He pondered my response for a moment and then asked, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"

"It was a Black Operation. No one is supposed to know about it." This was beginning to be way too much fun!

"Dude! Really?" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"

I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy, and in a low voice said. "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."

"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"

"Not really. The other guys were all wearing white camouflage."

The moron nodded knowingly.

"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."

"Oh yeah?" he gave me that, 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?"

With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"

The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.

After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw the Dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me, he started pointing excitedly in my direction.

Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped into the car and sped out of the parking lot in a flurry of dust.

What a great time I had! Tomorrow I'm going back with my Homeland Security cap. Then the next day I will go to the DMV so I can wear a Border Patrol hat and see how long it takes to empty out the place. Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of cap!

"I am the Grey Haired Infidel your Imam warned you about!"
July 31, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDaily Humor
Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veterans cap when I went to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the "Walmartians" is always good for some comic release. Besides I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent this establishment.

But, I digress... enough of my psychological fixations. While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Vietnam Vet?"

"No," I replied.

"Then why are you wearing that cap?"

"Because I couldn't find mine from the War of 1812." I thought this was a snappy retort.

"The War of 1812, huh?" the "Walmartian" queried, "When was that?"

God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936," I answered, as straight-faced as possible.

He pondered my response for a moment and then asked, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"

"It was a Black Operation. No one is supposed to know about it." This was beginning to be way too much fun!

"Dude! Really?" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"

I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy, and in a low voice said. "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."

"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"

"Not really. The other guys were all wearing white camouflage."

The moron nodded knowingly.

"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."

"Oh yeah?" he gave me that, 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?"

With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"

The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.

After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw the Dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me, he started pointing excitedly in my direction.

Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped into the car and sped out of the parking lot in a flurry of dust.

What a great time I had! Tomorrow I'm going back with my Homeland Security cap. Then the next day I will go to the DMV so I can wear a Border Patrol hat and see how long it takes to empty out the place. Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of cap!

"I am the Grey Haired Infidel your Imam warned you about!"
July 31, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDaily Humor
Seems the term stupidity never takes a day off.Some are attorney's are brilliant others you really do wonder sometimes how they were able to pass the bar exam.
TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!!
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY:What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS:He said,'Where am I,Cathy?'
ATTORNEY:And why did that upset you?
WITNESS:My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY:What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS:Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY:Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:No,I just lie there.

ATTORNEY:What is your date of birth?
WITNESS:July 18th.
ATTORNEY:What year?
WITNESS:Every year.

ATTORNEY:How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS:Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY:How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS:Forty-five years.

ATTORNEY:This myasthenia gravis,does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS:Yes.
ATTORNEY:And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:I forget..
ATTORNEY:You forget?Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY:Now doctor,isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:Did you actually pass the bar exam?


ATTORNEY:The youngest son,the 20-year-old,how old is he?
WITNESS:He's 20,much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY:Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY:So the date of conception(of the baby)was August 8th?
WITNESS:Yes.
ATTORNEY:And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:Getting laid


ATTORNEY:She had three children,right?
WITNESS:Yes.
ATTORNEY:How many were boys?
WITNESS:None.
ATTORNEY:Were there any girls?
WITNESS:Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY:How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:By death..
ATTORNEY:And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:Take a guess.


ATTORNEY:Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS:He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY:Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS:Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY:Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS:No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY:Doctor,how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:All of them.The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY:ALL your responses MUST be oral,OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS:Oral...

ATTORNEY:Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS:The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY:And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS:If not,he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY:Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS:Are you qualified to ask that question?
And last:
ATTORNEY:Doctor,before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:No.
ATTORNEY:Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:No.
ATTORNEY:Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:No..
ATTORNEY:So,then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:No.
ATTORNEY:How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY:I see,but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes,it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Stupidity never takes a day off.
August 9, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterFunny? NOT Funny?
President Obama's approval ratings are so low now - the Kenyans are now accusing him of being born in the United States.
September 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHumor
A Sri Lankan, an Iraqi, and a hot gorgeous blonde Aussie girl are in the same bar.
When the Sri Lankan finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol,and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Sri Lanka , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Iraqi,obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either.'
The blonde Aussie girl,cool as a cucumber,picks up her beer,Downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air,whips out her 45,and shoots the Sri Lankan and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass,setting it on the bar,and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Australia we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
‘ God Bless Australia’
September 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMore Humor
We are all grown ups , so let's just cut to chase. The Gov. Dick Scott is and has proven to be Florida's best Liar in History. What fool would believe the Jobs lost( 832,000) were the fault of Charlie Crist, we all know they fell pray to Obamas' reckless attempt to destroy the middle class ,(he accomplished that in 09) he has done that very well(Evil Liar). Worse, what fool would be idiot enough to vote a bigger jackass like Scott who paid $70 Million out of his own pocket( yours and mine)? Lied like a rug, and stole billions of taxpayer money( Mr. Fraud himself) Ricky, your momma ain't here to lie for ya this time and the lies are evident. The Florida economy has never been worse than now, and maybe Charlie did a few things he may have been better off not doing. But Let's Get REAL!. The Scott thing just ain't working and as for James Earl Bush, don't bother running for President, I a staunch conservative Republican will never vote for a supporter of such mediocre lies.Should the truth be known, let's place blame where blame is due and stop playing games of opportunity.This state must begin in the house and throw out the whole bunch and as for the Senate, well they all need to be replaced as well.New People may bring about changes we like and represent our interests instead of stealing more of our money and hiding it in a blind Trust as we all know the "Clinton" lies.I must say the real candidate is Charlie this time, until we can do better, he is certainly better than a thief in the Capitol.
October 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNo Armchair QB

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